My Jesus is a Prosperity tree that has Gold and Diamond fruits on it.
He has a Magic Vessel that satisfies our gluttony needs.
He is a Cow who can be milked any time for our selfish lusts.
He is a Money-bearing Tree and a currency printing machine.
His blood is the costliest Medicine that is sold in the Spiritual Market.
His Holy Spirit is my comedy Servant. When I Utter the word "Fire", he goes around and tickles everyone.
No one can question me, because There is no condemnation for the one who believes.
I wont stop preaching this (Cheap) Gospel till God pours his wrath on me.
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